Madonna’s new collection at H&M has some great pieces however I’m getting fed up with very low-cut tops and dresses. They are everywhere. It seems that they are all made this way nowadays. It’s alright if you are Madonna but I’m getting fed up of having to wear vests under my new tops and dresses in order to keep my dignity. I prefer men to look at my face not my boobs.

Ok, so only pregnant women should model maternity clothes. I’m getting fed up of seeing normal models with a cushion strapped to their stomachs modeling maternity clothes. You see some of you may not know this but it’s not just your belly that grows when you’re pregnant it’s like nearly everything! Getting bigger boobs was kind of fun but when I went to put on my trousers today I could hardly get them on. Not because of my large stomach, no, because of my huge behind!!! It’s really confronting. People keep telling me I’m also getting a healthy round face i.e. a double chin. My boyfriend tells me I’m beautiful… note… no longer sexy (ok maybe I’m a bit sensitive). By the end of this pregnancy I will have experienced many different body types these past 2 years so I’ll be following my own advice. It’s loose fitting trousers, pencil skirts and tailored dresses for me for now. Embrace the big butt.

My secret is that I am quite vain. I try to look cool/fashionable whatever I do. Here is a picture of me in the woods in Sweden. I was only there with my boyfriend and his brother in the middle of nowhere. In a primitive hut surrounded by woods, without a hairdryer I might add.

My so called “crappy jeans” still make look pretty damn good. I have on my nice stripey top and I have put my messy hair up in is this, oh so handy and pretty, hairband. I especially like my boots. It took me a long time to find boots I liked. The dark green ones are sooo boring. Thank god wellies have become fashionable!

Does anyone else have the problem that their boyfriends don’t understand fashion? I’ll be wearing the most fashionable outfit, feeling really proud of myself for working the latest trend, feeling pretty damn hot, when my boyfriend tells me I look stupid!!!!!! What??? Do you not read the latest fashion magazines? Have you seen Kate Moss???? First up he hates my cool large sunglasses. It took a while for him to decide… but he hates them!

Me looking hot. Boyfriend’s verdict: I look stupid

In addition to this, wait for it….. he hates my waistcoat!!!! Does this man know anything???? It is like only the most essential item of the moment.

I have two waistcoats: One made of denim and one brown one.

The denim one he can tolerate because it is a bit rock and roll. The other one… no way! especially when i wear it with my long skirt. Then I apparently look like his grandma??????

Well his grandma was ahead of her time I say. Or maybe fashion is being repeated

White is one the main trends for the summer, unfortunately is doesn’t stay that way for long with me. I put on some white trousers the other day and as I was walking out the door I noticed a stain. Who knows where from. Literally within the space of 5 minutes I had a huge grey stain.

I thought I was looking especially good the other day with a my beautiful light blue skirt and and a white jacket. I was on my way to a meeting with a client when my friend and collegue informed me I had an orange stain on the cuff. Probably from dinner the night before. I had to try to remember not lift my arm for the entirety of the meeting. Annoying! I have many more stories involving white tops and red wine. You can guess how they end.

I’m sure I’m not the only one with problem. I’m also interested to know if there is actually someone who can wear white without getting covered in crap.

The other day I realized I was so busy trying to avoid getting the dreaded VPL (Visible Panty Line) that I was showing the actual panty. On the way to a client my collegue had to inform me that my g-string was actually hanging out the top of my trousers…eek! G-strings also seem to make these abnormally long labels to go in the back of them and that was hanging out too OMG!

However I do know I’m not alone. I have seen many a girl cyling with her hipster trousers and short jacket and some major VP. Sitting down seems to be a killer. Let me know your stories.